“I like to be kissed when someone is DOING SEX TO ME”
Chinese President Hu Jintao
November232009
9PM
This stuff will make you give up all other rums. Accept no substitutes.
3PM
“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”
Groucho Marx, classical paraprosdokianist, would’ve killed on the Twitter
November222009
“They’re still in my mouth but I miss them already”
me just now re: the last of the Jelly Belly® sours :(
10AM
Man In Body Armor Arrested In Tulsa Arson, Domestic Incident
two charges of assault with a dangerous weapon, first degree armor, committing a felony with body armor, possession of marijuana and resisting arrest.
Second degree armor is when you’re wearing armor, but hadn’t planned on it.
It probably has fewer hit points too. What.
November212009
la•zy |ˈlāzē|
adjective ( la•zi•er , la•zi•est )
1 unwilling to work or use energy : I’m very lazy by nature | he was too lazy to cook.
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