“Chris and Elaine Zapata from Hayward were headed to San Francisco for a date night - the married couple has four children and it was to be their first getaway in more than a month, when they got stuck in the traffic jam. They pulled off and parked at the toll plaza and opened up a laptop to watch an episode of “The Office” to pass the time.”—
I wonder if they’re going to start dating even harder now.
Sorry, flirting-badly-on-the-bus-guy, but even I know that there’s no possible outcome to a conversation started with “So… you ever read ‘Eats, shoots and leaves’?” in which you end up having sex with the other person.
I would tell you my story that disproves this, but you’ll have to buy me a drink first.
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