April 2009
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the...”
– (not apropos of anything. okay maybe a little. also: margaritas)
Does Anybody Remember Laughter?
brilliantorange:
nickdouglas:
fireland:
To be honest, there’s a part of me that’s actually looking forward to April Fool’s Day on Favrd.
No one else is gonna reblog? All right, I’ll do it, you pansies.
Oh well. Way to squeeze a book out of it anyway. Must have been tough.
Your favorite band sucks.
March 2009
Does Anybody Date Anymore? →
aimers:
I may not agree with this girl on her dating philosophies, but I laughed a little. And I liked the pic of Steve McQueen. (kids: he was an actor from the 20th century who died way too young)
Have you wished @lindstifa a happy birthday yet?
HAMLET (FACEBOOK NEWS FEED EDITION). Written by ... →
Pretty good, but the status updates being backwards makes suspension of disbelief difficult. (via @kristysf)
Yeah, I just blew up your tumblr
Hey, at least I didn’t ask any questions.
A real live university-trained pharmacist just... →
indefensible:
It’s homeopathic. If you ask for medicine and they give you water, it should be against the Trade Practices Act. On the upside, she’s really sexy when she’s filled with rage.
Each 5mL dose contains 5µL of each of:
Belladonna 6C, Kali bich. 3C, Phosphorus 6C, Aconitum nap. 3C, Bryonia 5C, Sanguinaria canadensis 3C, Hyoscyamus 3C, Spongia tosta 3C, Rumex crisp. 3X.
Hey, at least...
geek meem
% history 1 | awk {'print $2'} | sort | uniq -c | sort -k1 -rn | head
81 vi
79 svn
74 cd
62 ls
47 make
26 /usr/bin/time
20 /usr/bin/xcrun
17 su
16 xcodebuild
15 (cd
Srsly
I love you guys. You are the best imaginary internet people ever. Thanks for making me laugh and stuff. I told myself I wasn’t going to cry… and there it goes. Dammit.
Oh My →
Yeah, this isn’t really safe for work either. Wow. (via @gruber)
WatchRemixed Cadbury’s Dairy Milk Gorilla Advert (via aglassandahalffullproductions )
Who's on First?
Me: Want to hear that kid's knock-knock joke I tweeted about?
Her: OK
Me: "Will you still like me tomorrow?"
Her: That's not a knock-knock joke
Me: Shit, I fucked it up
Her: Slow down, and try again
Me: Knock knock
Her: Who's there?
Me: Will you still ... FUUUUCK I MESSED IT UP AGAIN
Her: Come on, I'm almost there.
Me: Ok, really. I blew it, but here it goes: "Will you still remember me in a minute?"
Her: Sure
Me: "Will you still remember me in an hour?"
Her: Sure
Me: "Will you still remember me in a day?"
Her: Sure
Me: "Will you still remember me in a week?"
Her: Sure
Me: "Will you still remember me in a month?"
Her: Sigh. Sure.
Me: Knock Knock
Her: Who's there?
Me: YOU FORGOT ME
Her: That's nice.
Me: Hey, the kid was 6 or 8 or something.
Aww, cute! The paperclip is a bone... Wait WTF? →
“My wife works for the Humane Society. As a result, every gift giving occasion ends up with her receiving all sorts of animal related tchotskys and trinkets.
This year, she got these cute little “bone” paperclips for her birthday.
And, when you turn it around, it’s, uh… Still a bone…
I found an online merchant selling them. I just ordered a thousand...
Deconstructing dirty sex talk
sniffyjenkins:
moistrobot:
I’ve been in a committed, loving relationship for over two years now. And the sex is great. But the other day my girlfriend asked me to call her some very nasty names during sex. I did, and now I feel awful about it. She says she likes it though. Should I feel bad?
[more inside]
posted by anonymous to human relations (58 comments total)
…
A lot of this kind of...
musical questions
brilliantorange:
Why are we sleeping?
Who are the brain police?
What in the world?
When will I be loved?
How do I work this?
Where is that large automobile?
anderrhea:
Amazing how much difference a comma can make, yeah?
you’re telling me
However
This whole Strunk & White brouhaha is a thing? Really?
I’m gonna go play Lego Batman.
“You guys still drink Tang up there?”
– Barack Obama, to astronauts (blogonthe:think4yourself:apsies:suitep) 