June 2009
Adam Sandberg is a giant hit.
lonelysandwich:
The 2009 MTV Movie Awards have started and it’s official. THE INTERNET LOVES ADAM SANDBERG.
Oh, Internet.
4 out of 5 reblogs don’t get why this is funny.
Obama Statement on Tiller
anamariecox:
fromWhite House Press Office dateSun, May 31, 2009 at 6:11 PM
subjectSTATEMENT FROM THE PRESIDENT ON THE MURDER OF DR. GEORGE TILLER
THE WHITE HOUSE
Office of the Press Secretary
_______________________________________________________________________________________
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
May 31, 2009
STATEMENT FROM THE PRESIDENT ON THE MURDER OF DR. GEORGE TILLER
I am shocked...
May 2009
toldorknown:
I bet everyone remembers where they were on October 30, 19100.
Good times.
I was still rewriting this damn COBOL code.
Wow
I had no idea there was a horizontally scrolling Tumblr theme. Why would someone ever want to fuck up their blog like that? Just to be different? Lame.
I’d point you to an example but it’s bad form to call people out.
Foolia Malison.
Huh
Looks like there was some Flickr drama about that Samurai thing. Interesting.
“Seriously, where’s my coke briefcase. I’m not using the baby björn...”
– fireland
Hotcakes
If you haven’t already: Grab your spot on posterous right now. I’m still sniffing around but these guys look really slick and will give Tumblr a run for its money. They do groups, private sites, email lists, stats…
ProTip: They currently default to autopost-everywhere if you link your facebook/twitter/tumblr to it, but you can avoid that if you email your posts to...
“Dear Abby:
About four months ago, the house across the street was sold to a...”
– Dear Abby
(I don’t care if it’s apocryphal, I liked it. — ht suitep)
Thank you
Dude with the same first and last name who graduated two years after me from my high school (and was way more popular than I) for giving me all these new Facebook friends and messages.
P.S. Julie remembers you *really* well.
“People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw up.”
– @samhey
Pro Tumblr Tip
funsizebytes:
…because you never know when someone is going to
reblog an x-ray of a girl
deep-throating
That’s not a girl.
This is a Gun Fight
seoulbrother:
I’m confused. I thought the the case before the California Supreme Court was against Prop. 8 on the basis that it is discrimination. Instead, if I read it correctly, this is a case about the legal particulars of California State Constitutional law and whether Proposition 8 was an amendment or revision to its constitution.
You read it correctly. Once the constitution is amended,...
“(330): and when i put it inside her she yelled “welcome aboard!”
– texts from last night
When You Can’t See →
You get to the hospital, park in a two-away zone, run into emergency, find the desk, ask where she is, and…
…you can’t see her.
(via @yowhatsthehaps)
fav Emilybrianna's original message to ErsatzMoe? →
funsizebytes:
Given that ErsatzMoe’s version made it to Favrd, maybe other people would like to see Emilybrianna’s reply make it there?
I would rather not give the guy any more airtime, myself. I’ve already blocked him on Tumblr (moelevin) and Twitter and sent mail to @textism asking that he be added to the webcock list.
inthefade:
This game drove me out of my fucking mind.
Happy Towel Day.
Here’s a Flash version of the game, if you’re so inclined.
WatchShe Wants Revenge - Tear You Apart
Sunday Morning
rrrrred:
kurafire:
rrrrred:
kurafire:
The rest is not just mine to tell, so I’m not going to. But I will say that I’ve written all the above over the past hour and a half with a smile on my face.
You yadda yadda’d the best part!
I’ll give only one hint: “almost fainted”.
…I’ve already said too much T_T
Ah, to be young again.
Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nineteen. Nineteen.
Watched GFE last night from Amazon On Demand on TiVo. It was pretty and moderately interesting, but the consensus from five of us was: kinda boring. YMMV.
One solution →
Excerpt from the 1791 will of an English gentleman who had been sent unwillingly to live in Tipperary:
“I give and bequeath the annual sum of ten pounds, to be paid in perpetuity out of my estate, to the following purpose. It is my will and pleasure that this sum shall be spent in the purchase of a certain quantity of the liquor vulgarly called whisky, and it shall be publicly given out...
