June 2009
By the way, the movie combo game is from Something...
zolora:
biorhythmist:
nickdouglas:
I name the combined plot, you guess the combined movie title and write your own combined plot:
A normal-looking girl and her family travel in a van to a clinic where more conventionally pretty girls get their memories erased.
A: Little Miss Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
A butler and a housekeeper never admit their true feelings for one another...
By the way, the movie combo game is from Something...
nickdouglas:
I name the combined plot, you guess the combined movie title and write your own combined plot:
A normal-looking girl and her family travel in a van to a clinic where more conventionally pretty girls get their memories erased.
A: Little Miss Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
A butler and a housekeeper never admit their true feelings for one another until an alien shows up...
Movie Combo?
luckyshirt:
Howard the Mighty Duck.
I’d explain, but we both know you just watched the entire movie in your head after you read that.
UPDATE: Oh hey look, I misunderstood the rules.
Whatever, Howard the Mighty Duck.
Is it weird that I had a Superbad Lieutenant tweet sitting in my Birdhouse two hours before I saw Nick’s post? Oh, come on, it’s a little weird.
The movie combo game
lonelysandwich:
This is fun. New movie combo: A mentally unstable Vietnam vet begins a one-man war with the police force in a small town in Sierra Leone to recover a rare pink diamond. Also, he wears a red headband and blows shit up.
First Blood Diamond
My turn: Two kids try to get laid before high school is over and befriend a crooked cop
Ok then....
funsizebytes:
SOMEONE I ADMIRE MADE MY DAY @TJ (WINK, WINK)
http://twitter.com/sexual_chocolat/status/2349740040
I swear I have no idea who this is.
She follows some @TerrenceJ106 dude. You’ve been a victim of @reply abuse.
I suck at blowjobs.
The Favored Ones →
weselec:
I think being able to see the favorites of people we think we share interests with is sufficient.
How about, as a crude heuristic, a leaderboard with the most starred tweets as selected by the people *you* follow? Because they clearly have something in common, and that set of tweets would probably help you discover people you should be following. Heck, it could even somehow indicate...
The Favored Ones →
delgrosso:
I don’t even appear in Honorable Mentions? Really? Clearly I have jumped the shark, Twitter-wise. Ah, well.
It’s been fixed, Tony. Underscores were messing things up. Now @Aimee_B_Loved and @Mike_FTW are up there too.
Also, THIS IS THE BEST ALGORITHM IN THE HISTORY OF ALGORITHMS. Ahem.
I'd suck a dick for some fritos too. MMM Fritos →
(via antikris)
So, yeah
I’m doubly sad about hearing of Michael Jackson’s death. In a kind of Pete Rose fashion, the guy was one of the greatest of all time to play the game, but at the end of his career he broke the rules and was generally ostracized. Is it possible to simply honor the man (and his memory) for his accomplishments on the field without being tarnished by scandal? I try to, because I like to...
Would you accept the friend request?
seoulbrother:
With all due respect, I totally and completely disagree. Click a link. Just click, not right-click, control+click, etc. Just click. Now go back. Most likely you’ll have to hold that Page Down button or click the “Look, I know AJAX” button all over again. And again. To get back to where you started.
This. Keep adding stuff to the web page, break my browser’s cache model and...
Sexy sex Thursday: Blast from the present...
True Story.
In the summer of 1989 I was 20 years old. It was my second year working at this summer camp for smart kids down in L.A.. There were about 15 Resident Advisors (RA’s) on staff, each in charge of about 12 kids. I was in charge of all of them. There were about 30 instructors and TA’s who ran classes for the kids over the course of two three-week sessions.
Being in charge...
Fun With Automatic Transcription
funsizebytes:
What she (the organizer of our local symphony) said in her message:
We have one other person that we’re housing, a violin, for Thursday.
How that sentence was automatically transcribed by a computer:
We have one other person that we’re (holding of violence?) for Thursday.
Want your messages transcribed in the style of Emily Litella? There’s an app for that.
My talent
Is getting married! I’m 2 for 2 in accepted proposals!
But I’m not married now, so maybe that’s 0 for 2.
But I’m happy now, so maybe that’s 3 for 2.
Hmm.
Anyway, another story to tell if we’ve had a few drinks…
Ladies.
Response?
Ignore + block. You control what shows up in your @replies, yay!
Besides, you have better things to do with your time, right?
TinEye →
“TinEye is a reverse image search engine. You can submit an image to TinEye to find out where it came from, how it is being used, if modified versions of the image exist, or to find higher resolution versions. TinEye is the first image search engine on the web to use image identification technology rather than keywords, metadata or watermarks.”
Once they have scavenged enough of the web, this...
“All said and done, it was almost worth losing the phone just for the thrill of...”
– Find My iPhone works, and it is awesome.
Hero →
bananagrams:
(Hint: not the nosy neighbor)
This kind of stuff happens in the San Fernando Valley — not within a few miles of my home.
You know the dude wanted her to sign the complaint. I would love to have that on my permanent record.
Lemon Meringue is the best of all the citrus pies.
My Top 5 Stories I Might Tell After We've Had a...
Vasectomy in a Dixie Cup
Play Shit Train!
What Just Happened?
I’ll Just Put the Sheets in the Dumpster
Don’t Sign the Streetwalker Clipboard
jessabelle2o7:
Validation, a short film about the magic of free parking. It’s a little long, but it has the dude from Bones. So there’s that.
LOVE this film.
A clarification.
It is hypocritical of me to claim that someone else is “doing it wrong” on Twitter, since the whole point is that you can use it however you want.
So if you are one of those people who wants to pay $12.95 to have 5K followers while following 5K people, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to imply that you are doing it wrong. Good for you. Knock yourself out.
I was just saying...
