Megan Amram: No Babies, Please! →
meganamram: Most girls have the same life goals: date a boy, get voted Homecoming Queen (popular and electoral votes), get married, take a picture of a Chupacabra, renew your vows, get divorced, renew your divorce-vows, eat a pie behind a middle school, get remarried, and have a baby. Call me crazy, but no…
alisonagosti: When it comes to sketch comedy, I want something polished and shiny and smart with no cheap tricks. But oh my God, this is probably my favorite sketch of all time and it’s the dumbest thing in the world. Paul Rust, you are amazing. You don’t want to watch the whole thing. You want to turn it off before the end. Because it’s so very dumb. But you don’t. And it...
As queer as his diatribes were, his penalization held coequal coefficient...– Steve Martin | ICT magazine
I wish they hadn’t have said my donation was going to fund Breast Cancer (their bold italics) but I knew what they meant.
“Pursuing my UNGA resolution”
“I love the way your boobs move my eyes when you walk.”
In other news
That little Safari extension thingy I made to get rid of “Who to follow” and “Trends” on the Twitter home page should now work with the new Twitter UI. If you’ve already installed it, go to the Safari extensions preference pane and update it, or download. As usual, feel free to not contact me if it doesn’t work for you because I don’t care I just made...
“Whooping my crane”