March 2010
The Heidi Game →
TMYK
February 2010
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Tumblr needs a Twitter-like @reply
Meaning: posts starting with @tumblruser (or syntactic equivalent) or reblogs are only seen in the dashboards of people who follow @tumblruser, but otherwise show up on the posting user’s tumblr page.
(I can’t have been the first person to suggest this.)
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DAMMIT ESSDOGG
In space, no one can hear UStream.
imdeadanditsallmyfault:
Street racing, Doug. The Cavalier’s tuned up and I’m ready to Tokyo drift these fuckers out of 50 bucks. Of course I can take ‘em. Look at these guys. Gonna be more like “The Last and the Bi-curious” when I get done around here. I’m not sure what it means either, Doug, but it rhymes and it sounds insulting.
@kylekinane, ladies and gentlemen.
jasonpermenter asked: Lately, I've been wondering how Ross and Rachel are doing. Not wondering about Joey, though. Does this mean I might be a sissy? Please advise.
PSA
The customer service page for my Etsy store is back up! My apologies if you were an unlucky client who received a batch of the mislabeled Pokémon condoms. The problem in shipping (Frank) has been addressed (fired) and refunds will be issued shortly (2012).
hi grandma!
no, it’s both of us!
don’t listen to her!
it’s...
– one-sided bus conversation.
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I deep sorry'd your mom.
So did Tiger, probably.
Hasselblad?
I barely even gave him a hard time!
A proposal
indefensible:
We need a new word for schadenfreude because most of the time when I laugh at people who fail at shit I feel no shame at all.
Schadenjunge
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Dreamt I went to this orgy with Dick van Dyke but some dude kidnapped his flying...
– @biorhythmist - 3 October 2009
AutofellatioThrowback Thursday
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Why is it that when I insist on getting my new pets from the animal shelter...
– Kyle Kinane
"sucking on snack mix"
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On Feb. 15, Microsoft will unveil its latest effort to get back into the game....
– Mac Rumors
Microsoft: Solutioneering Metaphors For The New Millenium.
Friend sent me this yesterday. READ if you'd like...
kellyoxford:
Girl with no vagina gets pregnant by giving a blow job and then getting stabbed in the stomach.
[…]
Precisely 278 days later the patient was admitted again to hospital with acute, intermittent abdominal pain. Abdominal examination revealed a term pregnancy with a cephalic fetal presentation.
Looks like a Grey’s Anatomy fan rewrote this old urban legend. Pay...
Top 1 email to my original gmail account...
(I have a very old gmail account with a nice short address that gets lots of misdirected email. here is one)
From: maxine xxxxx
Date: Mon, Feb 1, 2010 at 8:15 PM
Subject: lost
To: xxx@gmail.com
I hope you can find yourself with the good Lord as I am doing with
me. Maxine is not a bad troubled person, its just that Maxine is
standing for whats right in my life and in others. You should...