March 2010
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TMYK
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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February 2010
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Tumblr needs a Twitter-like @reply
Meaning: posts starting with @tumblruser (or syntactic equivalent) or reblogs are only seen in the dashboards of people who follow @tumblruser, but otherwise show up on the posting user’s tumblr page. (I can’t have been the first person to suggest this.)
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
DAMMIT ESSDOGG
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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In space, no one can hear UStream.
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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imdeadanditsallmyfault: Street racing, Doug. The Cavalier’s tuned up and I’m ready to Tokyo drift these fuckers out of 50 bucks. Of course I can take ‘em. Look at these guys. Gonna be more like “The Last and the Bi-curious” when I get done around here. I’m not sure what it means either, Doug, but it rhymes and it sounds insulting. @kylekinane, ladies and gentlemen.
Feb 24th
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jasonpermenter asked: Lately, I've been wondering how Ross and Rachel are doing. Not wondering about Joey, though. Does this mean I might be a sissy? Please advise.
Feb 22nd
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PSA
The customer service page for my Etsy store is back up! My apologies if you were an unlucky client who received a batch of the mislabeled Pokémon condoms. The problem in shipping (Frank) has been addressed (fired) and refunds will be issued shortly (2012).
Feb 22nd
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“hi grandma! no, it’s both of us! don’t listen to her! it’s...”
– one-sided bus conversation.
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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I deep sorry'd your mom.
So did Tiger, probably.
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Hasselblad?
I barely even gave him a hard time!
Feb 19th
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A proposal
indefensible: We need a new word for schadenfreude because most of the time when I laugh at people who fail at shit I feel no shame at all. Schadenjunge
Feb 19th
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“Dreamt I went to this orgy with Dick van Dyke but some dude kidnapped his flying...”
– @biorhythmist - 3 October 2009 AutofellatioThrowback Thursday
Feb 18th
4009
Feb 17th
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3933...3934...3935
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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“Why is it that when I insist on getting my new pets from the animal shelter...”
– Kyle Kinane
Feb 16th
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"sucking on snack mix"
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
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“On Feb. 15, Microsoft will unveil its latest effort to get back into the game....”
– Mac Rumors Microsoft: Solutioneering Metaphors For The New Millenium.
Feb 12th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Friend sent me this yesterday. READ if you'd like...
kellyoxford: Girl with no vagina gets pregnant by giving a blow job and then getting stabbed in the stomach. […] Precisely 278 days later the patient was admitted again to hospital with acute, intermittent abdominal pain. Abdominal examination revealed a term pregnancy with a cephalic fetal presentation. Looks like a Grey’s Anatomy fan rewrote this old urban legend. Pay...
Feb 3rd
Feb 3rd
Top 1 email to my original gmail account...
(I have a very old gmail account with a nice short address that gets lots of misdirected email. here is one) From: maxine xxxxx Date: Mon, Feb 1, 2010 at 8:15 PM Subject: lost To: xxx@gmail.com I hope you can find yourself with the good Lord as I am doing with me. Maxine is not a bad troubled person, its just that Maxine is standing for whats right in my life and in others. You should...
Feb 2nd
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