Street racing, Doug. The Cavalier’s tuned up and I’m ready to Tokyo drift these fuckers out of 50 bucks. Of course I can take ‘em. Look at these guys. Gonna be more like “The Last and the Bi-curious” when I get done around here. I’m not sure what it means either, Doug, but it rhymes and it sounds insulting.
The customer service page for my Etsy store is back up! My apologies if you were an unlucky client who received a batch of the mislabeled Pokémon condoms. The problem in shipping (Frank) has been addressed (fired) and refunds will be issued shortly (2012).
no, it’s both of us!
don’t listen to her!
it’s both of us!
we just wanted to wish you a happy birthday.
karen is going to be stopping by and dropping off a cake.
no, she’s sleeping on your couch.
with pleasure, she’s bringing him.
is she like a geisha?
a geisha? a chinese… no.
oh yes, there will be shrimp.”—one-sided bus conversation.
“On Feb. 15, Microsoft will unveil its latest effort to get back into the game. The renamed Windows Phone operating system, set to be introduced at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, will “move the bar forward,” said Robbie Bach, president of the company’s entertainment and devices division.”—
Top 1 email to my original gmail account (2010-02-01)
(I have a very old gmail account with a nice short address that gets lots of misdirected email. here is one)
From: maxine xxxxx
Date: Mon, Feb 1, 2010 at 8:15 PM
I hope you can find yourself with the good Lord as I am doing with
me. Maxine is not a bad troubled person, its just that Maxine is
standing for whats right in my life and in others. You should stop
beleiving in what others say to you about anohter, its time to start
using your head for yourself. Would'nt you agree? The good grace
of the Lord is with us all thinking and doing for us all as we make
not do for ourselves. Bless you and have a good night. Love you as
my bretheren in Christ Jesus.
We should all have a Maxine in our lives to help us deal with the Maxines in our lives.