June 2010
May 2010
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Failed DM's are my favorite
bluecrab asked: If you were a character on a tv show, which one would you be?
kylekinane:
Sorry for your life that you were tethered to a goddamn box but I went out and LIVED tonight. And by “lived”, I mean had diarrhea at a bar.
"And then he built her a cucumber trellis"
ceci n’est pas subtle
(I am pretty sure ]; is the “Angry Village Person” emoticon. Probably the construction worker guy.)
[poop joke];
Damn you Cam and your fancy screenshots.
Any sufficiently advanced predictive text system is indistinguishable from...
– (v2.0)
I dated Rosemary Sprigs in college.
Kind of skinny. Smelled nice.
Jesus Christ, Nick — you craven, pudding-spined clitoris of a man.
– ASSHOLERY! - Patton Oswalt’s MySpace Blog