Henry? Henry? I can't get to my internets. It...
Sticks and stones may break my bones but OH MY GOD NO WHY DID THE GIGGLE WORDS STOP COMING OUT OF THE TALKY BOX
Rants about what kinds of posts are appropriate on tumblr are so fucking annoying.
I got a callback for an Oscar Mayer commercial...
I didn’t get it, and that’s when the alcoholism started, Timmy. Aren’t you glad you asked now you little fartknocker?
I just deleted Tweetie for Mac because it can’t delete tweets and caused me to emit a profanity-laced diatribe that would make Otto from A Fish Called Wanda blush.
Eating a sandwich.
the Wesleyan Electrician's Guild: Louie →
Louie is a really great show so far. I mean, great as in greatness. Memorable, landmarkish. The thing about Louis CK is that he seems to be much less… Please read all of Shane’s post. And how many of us have to tell you to go watch this show before you just go watch it? It’s the best stuff on TV (now that The Hills is done)
kylekinane: On the way to the Variety Top 10 Comics reception. Stopped to write down “The Diarrhea of Anne Frank” as a possible bit #youvegotthewrongguy Hmm. That “The Princess Diarrheas” draft in my Birdhouse has been languishing for … yep, just about long enough now.
Team Old Spice Guy
BREAKING: A Chinese peasant girl in 540 A.D. has...
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Tori Amos - You Shook Me All Night Long (Live) ...
It’s a funny word.