April 2011
happy endings
molls:
Hey, guys. I’m a big fan of the show Happy Endings and the people that worked on it, so if you can do me a solid and tune in to ABC at 10 PM, I’ll owe you one. If you’re a Nielson family, I’ll owe you like, five or six.
Please reblog this and help spread the word.
Thank you!
P.S. Hey, comedy nerds: Paul Scheer’s on tonight’s episode.
This is, indeed, a funny show. Give it 22 of your...
Unsolicited bus stop conversation
Drunk guy: Hey, you look like Superman but not him, the other guy, with the glasses, whassisname...
Me: Clark Kent?
DG: Yeah, Clark Kent. Totally.
M: Totally.
DG: But shorter.
M: Yeah.
DG: You got any weed?
M: No weed.
DG: No worries.
...
DG: You must hate kryptonite, man.
M: Yeah.
What is the deal with Neapolitan ice cream?
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floatingparticles:
mnwka:
ATTENTION INTERNET: THIS IS A PENGUIN BEING TICKLED.
GODDAMMIT FUCK THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD.
INTERNET GOLD.
Are you kidding me.
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putthison:
I’m not the only one who’s passionate about personal grooming. There’s also one Sterling Archer, codename: “Duchess.”
(Thanks RQT)