April 2011
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happy endings
molls: Hey, guys. I’m a big fan of the show Happy Endings and the people that worked on it, so if you can do me a solid and tune in to ABC at 10 PM, I’ll owe you one. If you’re a Nielson family, I’ll owe you like, five or six. Please reblog this and help spread the word. Thank you! P.S. Hey, comedy nerds: Paul Scheer’s on tonight’s episode. This is, indeed, a funny show. Give it 22 of your...
Apr 28th
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Apr 26th
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Unsolicited bus stop conversation
Drunk guy: Hey, you look like Superman but not him, the other guy, with the glasses, whassisname...
Me: Clark Kent?
DG: Yeah, Clark Kent. Totally.
M: Totally.
DG: But shorter.
M: Yeah.
DG: You got any weed?
M: No weed.
DG: No worries.
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DG: You must hate kryptonite, man.
M: Yeah.
Apr 26th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 21st
Apr 21st
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What is the deal with Neapolitan ice cream?
Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 18th
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WatchWatch
floatingparticles: mnwka: ATTENTION INTERNET: THIS IS A PENGUIN BEING TICKLED. GODDAMMIT FUCK THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD. INTERNET GOLD. Are you kidding me.
Apr 17th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 6th
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WatchWatch
putthison: I’m not the only one who’s passionate about personal grooming. There’s also one Sterling Archer, codename: “Duchess.” (Thanks RQT)
Apr 6th
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Apr 4th
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