August 2011
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I had a dream
that I was being evacuated because of the the hurricane, madly stuffing clothes into a suitcase as the wind whipped around the house, flinging branches and mailboxes and recycling containers around while sheets of rain flew sideways against the windows, then woke up to my alarm clock blasting AM radio static with the cat calmly sitting on it.
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Every Conversation Between a Reasonable Person and...
RP: Hi, I noticed that you are doing this bigoted thing.
B: Yes.
RP: You know that makes you a bigot, right?
B: I do.
RP: Is there anything I can say which will result in you not doing that?
B: No.
RP: Okay, then.
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Hug it out
animalsbeingdicks:
Herb was thrilled that his prank on the morning tv host went off without a hitch.
