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Husband and Wife Eating at Denny's.

  • Husband:Wow! This sandwich tastes almost as delicious as a sourdough dick.
  • Wife:Lance! What a horrible expression.
  • Husband:Its not an expression, Louise. I really think this sandwich tastes almost as delicious as a sourdough dick. I've had a lot of sourdough dicks in my mouth. I'm one hundred percent serious.
  • Wife:What's a sourdough dick?
  • Husband:It's a dick, Louise. A penis. From a man.
  • Wife:What are you telling me? You're gay?
  • Husband:I'm not gay. And I haven't had a sourdough dick since we married. I do miss them though. I could've sworn we talked about this before.
  • Wife:No! Never! This is the first time you've mentioned sucking a dick.
  • Husband:Whoa, whoa! I never have sucked a dick! I've just had them in my mouth. Sourdough dicks 'til dawn.
  • Wife:And why do you keep saying "sourdough dicks" ???
  • Husband:That's what they are.
  • Wife:I'm going to be sick.
  • Husband:Holy moly! That man's walking like 10 dogs. Look! Across the street there.
  • Wife:I'm married to a man who loves dicks in his mouth.
  • Husband:You're still going on about this?
  • Wife:Should we divorce?
  • Husband:What? No! You're my Little Miss Little Miss Little Miss Cant Be Wrong! Hey, just forget all about this sourdough dick thing, okay?
  • Wife:I guess I can try.
  • Husband:Trying won't cut it. I need you to sign these contracts saying you will absolutely forget about all this.
  • Wife:Oh. Alright. Do you have a pen?
  • Husband:I have 60 pens stashed throughout this Denny's. If you find three of them in under a minute, this dinner is on me. Ready... GO!
  • ****its okay to repost my own stuff, right? Its been more than 3 years so its okay. its just a really sweet tale is all
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